Archive for the ‘Animal Jokes’ Category
Kill a 1000 Elephants
March 12th, 2009 by mariodm
How do you kill a 1000 elephants?
Paint one in pink.
The pink one dies of embarressment the rest of Them laugh to death.
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Monkey Business
February 17th, 2009 by mariodm
Every organisation is like a coconut tree full of monkeys.
The ones at the top can only see monkeys below them.
The ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
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He Is a Very Smart Dog
February 5th, 2009 by mariodm
He is a very smart dog
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, [...]
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