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Boat Troubles
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over [...]
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Blonde Sky Divers
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
“A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
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Blonde Shopping
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
What is the difference between a Blonde and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
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Blonde Question And Answer
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
” Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know [...]
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Blonde Car Accident
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the [...]
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Banana Peal
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
What does a blonde say when she sees a banana peal in the ground?
H0 no! I´m going to fall down again!
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Are You Really Sure?
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]
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I´m Going Ice Fishing
March 11th, 2009 by mariodm
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod [...]
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