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Motivational Author Launches Inspirational Clothing/Entrepreneur Website
May 3rd, 2011 by mariodm

Motivational Author Launches Inspirational Clothing/Entrepreneur Website
Atlanta, Georgia (PRWEB) July 28, 2008
Huh?! Stuff World LLC founder and author of “The Advantage⦠The Essential ‘First Step’ Guide to Success, Adulthood, and Independence” Gregory Germany announces the launch of the clothing website huhstuff.com, which showcases the “moments of achievement and/or entrepreneurship”.
The Huh?! Stuff World website features shirts, bags, and accessories emblazoned with the trademarked “huh?!⢔ , “huhstuff.com” , or continuously updated phrases that create opportunities for the wearer to either tell their stories of personal achievement and epiphany, or to attract others who have inspirational stories of their own.
Mr. Germany explains: “Goal setting, personal achievement, and entrepreneurship can be very lonely and challenging pursuits. When I was doing research for ‘The Advantage’, one of the most common themes was the fact that the successful person in question spent a lot of time alone pursuing their dreams, while friends and family were either out having fun, or were nay-saying. ‘That will never work’, or ‘if that was such a good idea, someone else would have thought of it already’ are pretty good arguments when your support base consists of only you and your dreams.”
Mr. Germany continues: “Huh?! Stuff World provides hope and strength by attracting those who appreciate and understand the struggles of those who crave and actively seek something different. When you see an article of Huh?! Stuff World clothing on someone, you will find a person who has the vision, courage, and drive to change the way they live, and maybe everyone else’s (especially if that person is an entrepreneur).”
Gregory Germany’s story is a perfect example of why Huh? Stuff World will be so successful. “After a long, challenging evening caring for guests at a high end resort venue in Hawaii, I encountered some difficult situations where some impossible tasks were asked of me. I did all that I could to accommodate my demanding guests. However, in my head, frustration brought choruses of “What?!” And “Huh?!⢔ screaming into my thoughts.”
“While I solved most of the dilemmas, when sleep finally came, my mind could not let go of the frustration that I had been feeling all night. My dreams that night were equally funny and unnerving. I had work dreams; one lady asked for a dodo egg omelet (dodos became extinct in the 1600′s), and another lady demanded ‘real’ Buffalo wings (AAARGH!!).”
“After stifling about a million “Huh?!⢔‘s in my dream, I woke up laughing, actually uttering the word “Huh?!⢔. It was then that I thought about how many people must be similarly challenged everyday, and that “Huh?!⢔ would look really good on hats, shirts, shoes, and other personal items. At that very moment, I knew that my life was supposed to go in a radically new direction. So I got out of bed, picked up my credit card, and went online to buy 3 domain names, to set up my company, and to trademark my brand (I always believe that you should strike when the iron is HOT, even if your inspiration does come at 3:00am in the morning!). Besides, now I own the rights to the word “huh?!” in a country where everyone says “huh?!” Perfect.”
Mr. Germany is further buoyed by the fact that many other entrepreneurs (and other goal seekers) have experienced the same obstacles on their way to success. “I am a big fan of shows like ‘The Big Idea with Donnie Deutsch’ and ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ (Millionaire Profiles). These shows are replete with stories of the struggles that the hopeful endure.”
“My wish for Huh?! Stuff World is that it creates for the wearer a support system that helps them foster a happy, fun, nurturing environment in which they can become a productive, happy, and successful person. As one person told me: ‘Great relationships begin with cool stories’. My dream began with one, and I hope to be the catalyst for many more cool stories to come.”
ABOUT HUH?! STUFF WORLD
Huh?! Stuff World LLC (and huhstuff.com) helps to create a happy, creative, and supportive environment for goal oriented, achievement driven, and entrepreneurial persons. The company’s clothing acts as an icebreaker, and provides each wearer with an opportunity to tell his or her story, so as to help them build a support base that will hedge their chances for success. Not only does the company design eye-catching, fun clothing, but also showcases individual achievement in its Huh?! Stuff⢠Newsletter (Huh?! Stuff⢠wearer stories) and on its Huh?! Stuff Hotties photo page.
CONTACT:
Huh?! Stuff World LLC
Gregory Germany, Founder
770-572-3433
huhstuff @ gmail.com
The Advantage (http://www.lulu.com/content/79009)
Huh?!TM and Huh?! StuffTM are trademarks owned by Huh?! Stuff TM World LLC.
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NewsLaugh Exclusive! Western Leaders Release Video; Urge Muslims To Convert
May 1st, 2011 by mariodm

NewsLaugh Exclusive! Western Leaders Release Video; Urge Muslims To Convert
New York, NY (PRWEB) September 12, 2006
In this weekâs free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reveals that Western leaders, incensed by the increasingly frequent videos from Osama bin Laden’s second in command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, who they have taken to calling the terrorist Jack in the box, have released a video of their own in which they urge Muslims to convert. The video was recorded at an undisclosed location in New York. Here are selected highlights:
Jacques Chirac was allowed to take the lead in honor of the French role in the Enlightenment. He maintains some vagueness about just what he is inviting Muslims to convert to but finally manages to state that they should âconvert to peaceful coexistenceâ and recommends that they also âconvert from falafel to French pastry.â
Tony Blair says, âWhile I would never propose that Muslims become devout adherents of the Church of England, I do recommend that the more radical sort stop trying to kill Christians and others you consider nonbelievers. As an encouragement, I ask you to bear in mind that religious wars finally do tend to become a two-way street.â
Next, George Bush took the mike, stating, âNow, I respect the Muslim religion, but I want you to know that killing people in the name of Allah just gives Allah a black eye. I also want radical Muslims to think about this: if there is only one God and his name is Allah, then he made me and Crawford, Texas, as much as he made you and West Waziristan. So thereâs no way he wants you to kill Americans.â
A surprise participant was a liberal Muslim cleric, who was, the video informs us, located after an extensive worldwide search. As expected, he speaks commendably. âI finally took out some time to do the infidel thing; I read the Bible. And I can tell you that, just like the Koran, thereâs a lot of stuff in it about slaying your adversaries. So I think if the Jews and Christians have forgiven and forgotten that part of their holy book, we should forgive and forget that part of ours. After all, God usually doesn’t write down things himself. He trusts human beings to take dictation. And you know as well as I do that humans are imperfect scribes, especially when God appears at night and the tent is dark. Maybe, in fact, we ought to delete that stuff from our holy book. Then when we claim that our religion is better, we might at least be talking about a book thatâs better when it comes to slaying other people. Hey, think about that. The way we can really distinguish our religion is to refrain, in word and deed, from slaying other people.”
The video is scheduled for release on al-Jazeera Television as soon as it can be hand-delivered across the Atlantic Ocean, the Mediterranean Sea, and past various land obstacles, some of which are rumored to be controlled by Ayman al-Zawahiri.
Other sanely funny features in this weekâs free issue include:
Aye, Capân Bush, ‘Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation. Itâs our Spoof of the Week!
Kofi Annan, The Middle East Repairman; Will His Handiwork Keep The Peace?
What? An Iranian With A Good Thought In His Cranium?
Chavez On US Oil Find In Gulf Of Mexico; Result Of Leak From Venezuela
Tony Blair To Resign As British PM; Hopes To Run For US Vice President
Scientists Discover Gene That Controls Stupidity
Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh’s free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.
Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.
About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:
Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, âdelightfully funny,â âwitty,â with âgreat humor and ebullience” and “good, genuine laughs.â
He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New Yorkâs Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.
He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New Yorkâs new broadsheet newspaper, âIlluminate Your World,â the classic campaign for Time Magazine, âThereâs never been a greater need for understanding,â and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, âIn this city, you need a Voice.â In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, âThereâs nothing like a womanâs Lifetime,â and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.
The complete issue is available at http://www.newslaugh.com
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Green Dogs Make a Fashion Statement
April 30th, 2011 by mariodm

Green Dogs Make a Fashion Statement
Springfield, Va. (PRWEB) December 4, 2008
Fundamentally Dog, a new company that offers pet-themed tee-shirts and stationery items, started as a joke: a “high maintenance” Great Dane named Fletcher needed a job.
The joke sparked an idea and evolved into a business that lets owner Nancy Mayes blend her love of dogs with a philosophy of social responsibility. The new line of eco-friendly products celebrates the basic connection people have with their dogs by focusing on what makes a dog a dog and what makes a dog fundamental to our lives.
“We can learn a lot from our pets, if we pay attention and learn to appreciate the value they add to our lives,” says Mayes. “I could write a book about all Fletcher has taught me. Instead, I decided to start a tee-shirt company.”
Mayes looked to Knoxville, Tenn. artist Elizabeth Sawinski to bring the concept to life. A fellow animal lover, Sawinski added her own flair and whimsy to launching the business.
“Besides the eco-friendly aspect of the products, we wanted to make Fundamentally Dog stand out in style, too,” Sawinski explains. “It was important to capture the various personalities and stay true to the dogs, yet do so in a way that was fashionable and fun.”
Sawinski’s artwork and the fun slogans, such as “Shake it Off,” “Live in the Moment,” and “Dog Crazy for a Crazy Dog,” are featured on 100 percent organic cotton tee-shirts that are printed using water-based inks. All of the company’s stationery items and promotional materials are printed on paper that includes recycled content and pulp from well-managed forests by a company that is certified by the Forest Stewardship Council and operates a carbon-neutral facility.
“We wanted to start a fun business, and do things the right way from the beginning,” Mayes says.
Fundamentally Dog uses packaging made of recycled materials and strives to use minimal materials when selling and shipping its products. A portion of the profits from every product sold is donated to pet-related charities, such as non-profit rescue organizations and animal health projects.
To learn more about Fundamentally Dog and its products, visit http://www.fundamentallydog.com or call 1-866-580-6305.
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Send a Talking Greeting Card for the Holidays with TwinACT’s Free e-Card Service
April 28th, 2011 by mariodm

Send a Talking Greeting Card for the Holidays with TwinACT’s Free e-Card Service
San Jose, CA (PRWEB) December 2, 2005
Tired of the usual holiday greeting cards? A talking Santa, snowman or other animated character can deliver your custom holiday greeting for you using the new e-card service available from TwinACT, a privately held company located in San Jose, CA.
To create a free card, visit http://www.twinact.com where you can select a holiday background and choose an animated character to deliver your greeting. Enter a custom greeting to be spoken by your character and send. Your friend or relative will receive an email message with a link to your e-card. After clicking the link, your animated character will speak your custom holiday greeting aloud, lip-synching to your message.
Ordinary cards and e-cards are limited to pre-packaged graphics, jokes and text messages. With TwinACT’s service, a new level of personal communication is available.
“This electronic greeting card service showcases our technology platform for character-mediated online communications,” said Jay Myers, Ph.D., CEO of TwinACT. No special software or hardware is needed to send or receive cards. Anyone with a computer, an internet connection, speakers and a standard Web browser can send and enjoy the cards. The cards use Macromedia Flash animations and streaming sound, so they perform smoothly without long downloads. And best of all, the service is completely free.
To send a talking e-greeting card, visit http://www.twinact.com.
TwinACT LLC, located in the heart of Silicon Valley, creates interactive solutions for online communications and customer service that feature talking, animated characters linked to databases and other information resources. Application areas include online information and communication services, online marketing and customer support, and online education and training.
Contact:
Jay J. Myers
TwinACT LLC
408-689-4112
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April 27th, 2011 by mariodm

ÂÂMonty Pythons” Eric Idle invades Best Friends
(PRWEB) September 10, 2004
Founder and star of the english comedy “Monty Python,” ERIC IDLE was caught dining in the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary cafeteria in Kanab, Utah. ÂÂI was just telling my wife that the best thing about this place is that nobody recognizes me.ÂÂ Idle said jokingly as he and his family were herded into the Best Friends radio studios for a quickie interview. The exclusive views of EnglandÂÂs top comic will be rebroadcast on September 25th on the Best Friends radio program.
Sporting cast and crutches, the legendary comic says the view from his cottage allows him to work on his book and see his wife (whose volunteering at Best Friends sanctuary), shoveling horse-poop. ÂÂIt doesnÂÂt get much more gratifying than that.ÂÂ
Best Friends is AmericaÂÂs most listened to animal talk show ÂÂ dedicated to helping bring about a time when there are no more homeless pets. Anyone can listen on one of the 70+ radio stations across the U.S. or Internet Savvy folks can listen online anytime by logging onto http://AnimalRadio.com.
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April 27th, 2011 by mariodm
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April 21st, 2011 by mariodm
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Empress of Sex Offers Free Admission For Virgins in August
April 20th, 2011 by mariodm

Empress of Sex Offers Free Admission For Virgins in August
New York, NY (PRWEB) July 17, 2010
The general public will pay $ 15 per person to enjoy the Annual Mae West Birthday Tribute — but virgins (who are over 21 years of age) will be admitted free — when The Empress of Sex and The Last of the Red Hot Mamas entertain on Saturday night, August 14th, 2010 in midtown Manhattan.
There will be a mind reader — – Garside the Great, a purity detective imported from Coney Island — – at the door to determine who is naughty and who is “snow white.” Mae West once said, “I was snow white but I drifted.”
In honor of Mae’s upcoming birthday, both the pure and the (ahem) “experienced” are welcome to enjoy the music once performed by Mae West, Empress of Sex, and Sophie Tucker, The Last of The Red Hot Mamas. Join us for a shimmy-long night of good songs, swell jokes, jaw-dropping raffle prizes, and more.
And the live entertainment will ignite you and delight you on Saturday August 14th, 2010 when two broads head back to Broadway — – Sophie Tucker along with Mae West.
Continuing her custom of commemorating the birthday of Mae West, playwright LindaAnn Loschiavo (who wrote “Courting Mae West: Sex, Censorship, and Secrets”) has a most exciting late-night treat in store this year: The Gaudy Girls, two talented beauties who perform the best-loved songs made famous by Sophie Tucker and Mae West. As part of their repertoire, the ladies will offer a tribute to New York-based composers and lyricists who created the hits “Frankie & Johnny,” “My Old Flame,” “Red Hot Mama,” “My Yiddishe Momme,” “Everybody Shimmies Now,” “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” and many more.
It’s one night only so plan to come up and see Mae — and Sophie. Details below.
WHERE: ACTORS TEMPLE, 339 West 47th Street, New York, NY 10036 [where SOPHIE TUCKER was one of their first vaudeville members in 1923]
WHO: MAE WEST [Anne Marie Finnie], SOPHIE TUCKER [Maggie Worsdale], presented and introduced by playwright LindaAnn Loschiavo
WHAT ELSE: Shimmy lessons, raffle prizes, goodies, and a chance to win deluxe European scarves featuring MAE WEST’s quotes and a rare caricature.
SUBWAYS: IND: C, E to West 50th Street station; BMT: N, R, W to West 49th Street station — exit on the West 47th Street side.
GENERAL ADMISSION: $ 15. VIP service and Group Sales available.
URL: Buy tickets online at http://www.TheGaudyGirls.com — and get event updates and Mae West news daily http://www.MaeWest.blogspot.com
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