Loan Advice
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
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Religious Wars
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
A catholic boy and Church of England boy were trying to score points off each other. “My priest knows more than your Vicar” Said the first boy. “Yeah that’s because you’re stupid enough to tell him everything!” Replied the second.
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Emergency
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
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Guess Who Knows The State Capitals
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
“A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.”
A red head said, “O.K., what’s the capital of Wyoming?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy, ‘W’.”
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Did You Hear About The Blonde?
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Do You Realize Who I Am?
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the blonde apologizes, “do you want me to start over and talk slower?”
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Boat Troubles
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
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Blonde Sky Divers
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
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Blonde Shopping
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
What is the difference between a Blonde and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
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Blonde Question And Answer
March 13th, 2009 by mariodm
” Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”
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